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13:04 

about spectacular spidey #129 again

a monkey stole my juicebox
felicia just had a revenge of the century on pete. and all of this fuss was over him dumping her first. will this girl ever grow up?

@темы: spider-man, marvel

12:43 

about spectacular spidey #129

a monkey stole my juicebox
smooth flash is smooth. poor betty, with friends like this she'll end up in a looney bin for sure.


@темы: spider-man, marvel

12:27 

about spectacular spidey #128 again

a monkey stole my juicebox
this issue is hilarious, okay?


@темы: spider-man, marvel

12:23 

about spectacular spidey #128 again

a monkey stole my juicebox
matt :'D


@темы: spider-man, marvel, daredevil

12:08 

about spectacular spidey #128

a monkey stole my juicebox
who said tv shows aren't educational?


@темы: spider-man, marvel

11:37 

about deadpool '16 #20

a monkey stole my juicebox
wade encounters a girl who's about to jump off his roof and tries talking her out of it. he's doing a piss-poor job.
bonus: wade calls his dick 'deadpole'. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT


@темы: marvel, deadpool

15:09 

about spidey #293

a monkey stole my juicebox
this issue has kraven the hunter posing in a thong on its cover. nothing could've prepared me for this. crazy 80s, huh.

@темы: marvel, spider-man

14:59 

about spidey #290

a monkey stole my juicebox
these two crazy kids are finally getting together. took them long enough!
of course, it couldn't be so easy with these two, but that's only natural. they both have their doubts and fears: mj's reluctant to get married in fear that her marriage will turn out the way her mother's and her sister's did, and she'll end up regretting it and paying for this mistake for the rest of her life, and pete's afraid he'll be an inadequate husband to a wealthier and more successful wife, that mj will eventually get bored with him and frustrated with his lack of ambition.
i still think this is going to work for them in the end.


@темы: marvel, spider-man

14:21 

about deadpool 2016 annual #1

a monkey stole my juicebox
a pack of tissues, hand lotion and a beer bottle. what a peculiar combination. was he trying to put his dick in that bottle or something? more under the cut.


@темы: deadpool, marvel

10:26 

a monkey stole my juicebox
someone on r/deadpool suggested henry rollins as cable in the sequel. fuck, count me in on this.




@темы: cable, deadpool, marvel

14:03 

about spidey #273-288, or peter's side of the story

a monkey stole my juicebox
peter has his own frustrations, of course. everything seems to be going wrong for him; black cat's bad luck powers seem to still be affecting him, beyonder and mephisto mess with his life for shits and giggles, he seems to do more damage than good when superheroing these days, he doesn't get any good photos anymore and, therefore, he's broke, his relationship with mj is really confusing... the list could go on and on.
in short, the only thing that keep him from hanging up his webs is the fact that his friend flash needs his help and support, and even about this pete's not sure. maybe flash really is hobgoblin, then why should he help a person who's tried to kill him on many occasions?
while pete's struggling with the hobgoblin mess, kingpin uncharacteristically goes out of town on some personal business (ish 284). nobody's sure where he is or whether he's going to be back at all, and a gang war breaks out, because nature abhors a vacuum. peter's trying to break up as many mob fights as he can, but this shit's going on all over the town, so his efforts are like a drop in the ocean.
naturally, daredevil participates in this whole mess, too, and his opinion is that peter has no idea what's going on and therefore shouldn't interfere. he even resorts to cheap tricks, such as prank calls, to keep spidey away from the main action. of course, pete's unhappy about that.
a panel from the comic.
when kingpin's finally coming back, having finished with his personal business, it means the end of the war, and everyone's happy to welcome with open arms (everyone except peter, that is). ned leeds sums it up pretty neatly in this panel.
daredevil, too, chooses a smaller of two evils and goes as far as cooperating with police force and impersonating kingpin in an attempt to throw any dissatisfied citizens or mobsters off the real kingpin's tail. spidey falls for this and gets further humiliated when he discovers the truth. in matt's defence, he's not all that happy about letting a crime lord back into the city and making a fool of his fellow hero, either.
more details under the cut.

@темы: spider-man, marvel, daredevil

12:23 

about spidey #275-289, or flash thompson's side of the story

a monkey stole my juicebox
heh, apparently saying 'i don't know where to even start' actually gives you some footing.
in short, flash thompson's life is spinning out of control, he violently breaks up with his girlfriend sha-shan, and all of the while he just can't find where he belongs in this life anymore. he feels like a failure and a has-been, and with good reason.
a panel from the comic.
while in this frustrated state of mind, he publicly insults the hobgoblin, and gets framed and accused for being hobgoblin himself as punishment from the enraged villain. in a few days he's broken out of prison by jack-o-lantern, which doesn't help his cause, of course. flash manages to escape jack and holes up at betty's place for a while, afraid both to get killed by the mobsters if he shows his face on the street and to turn himself in to the police, because they'll surely put him away for good and throw away the key after this stunt. nobody except flash's lawyer and his closest friends (pete, mj and betty) believe his innocence at this point. his life becomes even more miserable after hobloglin attacks him at betty's apartment, which forces him to leave in fear for betty's safety.
flash spends almost a week on the streets, he's starving, dead tired and about to give up. unbeknownst to him and the general public, the real hobgoblin is already dead, but the charges are only lifted off him after he accidentally gets involved and nearly killed in spidey's and jack-o-lantern's (who's wearing hobgoblin's costume as a trophy of sorts) fight.
more panels under the cut.

@темы: marvel, spider-man

11:48 

about spectacular spidey #125

a monkey stole my juicebox
this ish is like a trip back to the sixties, honestly. dock ock puts together a nuclear reactor out of stolen parts, spidey shows up to thwart his plans (whatever they are), the city almost gets blown up. you know, the usual.
a nice filler issue between the mob war/hobgoblin story arcs and whatever's coming next. i should probably write a post about the aforementioned mob war arc, but it was so intense and action-packed that i wouldn't know where to start.

11:11 

about spectacular spidey #121

a monkey stole my juicebox
first of all, this issue has the best cover ever. now i want me a t-shirt like that.
second of all, the story's hilarious. pete, mj and jolly jonah have an adventure together at the local bank, which almost gets robbed, and each one of them has a slightly different story to tell.
this is panel is, of course, from jonah's story, where he gets to be the hero of the day. pete's face just made me lose it.


@темы: marvel, spider-man

17:13 

about spidey #282

a monkey stole my juicebox

@темы: marvel, spider-man

16:23 

about spidey #281

a monkey stole my juicebox
hell must've frozen over. plus, i love the ellipsis before revealing the character's...name!


@темы: spider-man, marvel

17:10 

about spectacular spidey #113

a monkey stole my juicebox

@темы: spider-man, marvel

17:00 

about spectacular spidey #113

a monkey stole my juicebox
punks whom ernie popchik shot earlier came back to rough him up. instead, they got stuck in may parker's house with herself and her residents as their hostages.
goddamn, may's so brave. runs in the family, i suppose.


@темы: spider-man, marvel

15:54 

about spectacular spidey #112

a monkey stole my juicebox
pete's feeling lonely on christmas eve. i cannot handle this level of adorable.


@темы: spider-man, marvel

15:50 

about spectacular spidey #112

a monkey stole my juicebox

@темы: spider-man, marvel

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