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guess who'sreading homestuck for the umteenth time

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TG: theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to us
TG: but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIG
TG: like mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir
TG: or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir
TG: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick
TG: sir are you familiar with jupiter
TG: you mean like the planet?
TG: yeah
TG: well its that big sir
TG: hmm that sounds pretty big
TG: i have a question
TG: is it jupiter?
TG: yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter
TG: anyway later

after all these years, i still find this funny.

@темы: homestuck


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the art of making a headline

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This $56,199-Per-Year Campus Offers ‘Self-Identified White Students’ A Safe Space To Feel Guilty

this one's the best i've seen this month, hands down.

@темы: quotes


i need this to be here

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it's been a few days but i'm still SCREAMING

gotta get on with that second chapter as soon as possible. read: i'm gonna spend another month and a half on it.

@темы: ets, wander over yonder


about spidey #353

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betcha never knew auntie m is a sports fan, huh?

@темы: spider-man, marvel


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one of the best scenes in the whole damn season so far, it's going to my top three right next to spoilers for season 6, i suppose. but then, almost any scene involving carol and/or daryl in any way is probably going to become my favorite. i love these two.

i also saw a version of this video with bennie hill theme music montaged on top of it, it seemed really appropriate.

upd.: fuck, the link to the video was broken.

запись создана: 06.01.2017 в 22:36

@темы: amc's the waling dead


that's what bodyswap oughtta look like, i reckon

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about spectacular spidey #187

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and this is why i love jjj so much.

@темы: spider-man, marvel


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reading this book right now. it's horrifying how easily you can lose all those things you used to take for granted.


about web of spider-man #76

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gotta love spideytorch team-ups.

@темы: spider-man, marvel


about spidey #266

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i somehow forgot to write about this brilliant issue. spidey prevents the toad from jumping off the roof, but soon starts regretting his decision. why? read the blasted issue, dammit!

@темы: spider-man, marvel


about web of spider-man #71 - unrelated to the plot

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thank you, shitty print, for giving all the white characters severe cases of acne.

@темы: spider-man, marvel


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found myself reading a second billdip fanfic in a row. i don't really where does such a pairing even come from, i mean, a boy and a malign dorito triangle-shaped demon? how is that supposed to work? but, well, after rewatching the show for the third time (at least i think it was the third time), i just didn't feel like letting go of the characters and the story just yet. so there's that.
as for the fic itself, it started out pretty boring and agonizingly slow paced, but it gained momentum somewhere around chapter 10. it suffers somewhat from overused cliches like 'his eyes flashed dangerously' and repeating the word 'demon' for like five times in a single sentence when bill's around, but mabel calls dipper 'broski' sometimes, and that's adorable!

@темы: gravity falls


about spidey #307-309

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these issues add to the many reasons why i love mary-jane.
she gets kidnapped by a really nasty, entitled character, jonathan caesar, who's been obsessed with her for a long time. he arranged it so that pete and mj would move into an apartment building that belonged to him in order to get close and strike when least expected.
mj spends a few days locked up in a reinforced room in that same building, with caesar sharing his plans to marry her (even though she she's already married to peter, yeah) and keep her there for as long as he pleases. meanwhile, peter's searching for her all over the city, webbing up and putting scare on various shady types who he thinks might be connected to the kidnapping, but nobody knows anything.
mj attempts to escape several times, unsuccessfully so, until she finally manages to fool caesar and knock him out. then she electrocutes his two hired goons with the aid of a puddle of water on the floor and a broken lamp, steals one of their guns and saves peter's bacon by scaring away styx and stones, another pair of hired goons, who were about to finish him off.
i suck at telling stories, really, but what she did was BADASS, and she handled this difficult situation perfectly. not that caesar would just leave her alone, of course. even in prison he manages to mess with her, evicting herself and her husband from their apartment with no way to get their money back and using his money and connections to ensure that mj doesn't get any modeling gigs, but this is mj. she's strong and she's going to handle this.

@темы: spider-man, marvel


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япония впереди планеты всей, как всегда.

@темы: marvel, doctor strange 2016


about deadpool: the gauntlet #12

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i just love this frame.

@темы: deadpool, marvel


about spectacular spidey #128 again

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matt :'D

@темы: spider-man, marvel, daredevil


about deadpool'08 #44

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the beginning of a brilliant career.

@темы: marvel, deadpool

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