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a monkey stole my juicebox
I noticed... it got really big in fanart first? Like people slapping them together because 'oh they're hot'. But just. Peter's such an irritating character and half of the fics and art characterize him as some precious feminized version of himself to whom Deadpool can play the Big Bad Rapey Manly Man, and it just... bugs me so much. Not to mention the vast amount of dub!con, stalking, and underage the fandom is into - all of which I can appreciate under the right circumstances, but which make me seriously uncomfortable when they cast one of the characters I most identify with in the Marvel universe as a jailbait-chaser. x

this. this is exactly what irks me about spideypool fandom, even though i like the pairing itself and oftentimes enjoy it. and don't even get me started on russian fandom, where wade is reduced to a selectively deaf creep who doesn't take no for an answer and is perversely obsessed with peter's butt for some reason, while peter can't just kick him in the nuts and go back to his webslinging business, even though he's supposed to be superhumanly strong.
man, what's the point of writing fanfiction if the characters neither sound nor act like themselves? write your own story if you can't get them right, dammit.

@темы: spider-man, marvel, deadpool


a monkey stole my juicebox
oh, and also this post had me crying with laughter :D

@темы: cable, deadpool, marvel, uncanny avengers


a monkey stole my juicebox
just finished reading this brilliant thing: Try, Try Again. deadpool & taskmaster, tony is experimented on and his long term and intermediate term memory get screwed. wade happened to be there to help. hilarity ensues.
i'd throw in some quotes, but i'm afraid i'll have trouble choosing the best ones and end up just copypasting the whole fic.

@темы: deadpool, marvel, taskmaster


about uncanny avengers '15 #10

a monkey stole my juicebox
wade's a believer, it seems :D and his mask's weird condom tip-like thingie kinda looks like a single cat ear. i have once seen it, and now i cannot unsee it.

i also gotta confess that i'm very annoyed that every time deadpool and cable meet, this 'troubled friendship mixed with some sexual tension' thing they had in their shared book is just ignored, like it was never there. we never get neither a closure nor a continuation.
and now to the nicer things, i just loved it when janet dropped a ghostbusters reference as a test for hank, that was both geeky and cute.

@темы: uncanny avengers, marvel, deadpool, cable


about deadpool '13 #24

a monkey stole my juicebox
it seems that after literally walking in wade's shoes for so long, emily takes his problems rather personally. he's lucky to have a friend who cares about him so much. too bad he doesn't seem to think so himself.

oh, and i re-read 'the good, the bad & the ugly' arc separately, it's one of my favorites, but i can't bring myself to write about it. it' so sad.

@темы: marvel, deadpool


about deadpool '13 #10

a monkey stole my juicebox
ock is so rude and stuck-up, even wade became suspicious of him, although he barely knew the real spidey. it's so satisfying watching wade annoy the shit out of him.

@темы: deadpool, marvel, spider-man


about deadpool '13 annual #2

a monkey stole my juicebox
whoa, what the hell happened to him? did spidey's mask corrode his face or something?

@темы: deadpool, marvel, spider-man


deadpool '94 #1

a monkey stole my juicebox
did i ever mention how sweet their friendship is? yeah, i did. and i can't help but feel bad for tom, even though he's a terrorist. he had it rough.

@темы: marvel, deadpool


about deadpol 1997 # 69

a monkey stole my juicebox
a very touching panel. wade can be a good friend when he wants to.

@темы: marvel, deadpool


about deadpol 1997 # 65

a monkey stole my juicebox
aaand gail simone didn't read previous issues either, so her deadpool forgot he ever spoke german.

@темы: marvel, deadpool


about deadpol 1997 # 58

a monkey stole my juicebox
whoa, what the hell happened to kane? why's he shooting down kids all of a sudden?

@темы: marvel, deadpool


about deadpol 1997 # 54-55

a monkey stole my juicebox
okay, can i take back what i said about palmiotti?
wade had a chance to shoot frank in the face twice, but rambled instead and missed them both. isn't his mouth supposed to be his weapon, not a weakness?

@темы: deadpool, marvel


about deadpol 1997 # 53

a monkey stole my juicebox
i'd still tap that ass even if there are glass shards sticking out of it. what do you mean i'm obsessed? i'm not. pshaw.

okay, gotta give it to palmiotti, he's not half bad, and definitely better than priest, whose 'thom cruz' arc didn't make much sense to me and was bordering on boring sometimes.

@темы: marvel, deadpool


about deadpol 1997 # 46

a monkey stole my juicebox
it's only gonna go further downhill, isn't it. new writers don't even try to keep up with the plot, it seems.
wade suddenly has a problem about being a 'contract killer'.

and he also has his image inducer back, although he'd broken it a few issues back and still hasn't tracked weas down to get a new one. continuity, jimmy, ever heard of it?

'the sack' joke was pretty funny tho.

@темы: marvel, deadpool


about deadpol 1997 # 41

a monkey stole my juicebox
you can't rightly call yourself a pansexual until you smooch the hell outta some space minotaur. man, that was just weird. just like the whole story since kelly left, really.

@темы: marvel, deadpool


about deadpol 1997 # 26-33

a monkey stole my juicebox
As much as i love Kelly's writing, you gotta admit that stolen identity story arc is exactly that: a clusterfuck. It doesn't make much sense, and as far as i remember, it isn't even addressed in further volumes, with the sole exception of Cable & Deadpool.
For those of you who haven't been re-reading the first volume recently like i have, i'll help refreshen your memory. T-Ray brings back from the dead one Mercedes (supposedly) Wilson without her even knowing she's been dead for many years and sets her up to meet Deadpool, who recognises her as his late wife. We learn that Wilsons used to be a couple of happy tree-hugging teachers, until one winter day they pulled a barely alive stranger named 'Jack' from the river and decided to help him, only for him to lash out at them, kill Mercedes and leave 'Wade' for dead.
T-Ray gives them some time to reconnect and even start making plans, and then abducts them to tell his version of this story: that he is the real Wade Wilson, and Deadpool's 'Jack', who wanted to steal 'Wade's identity along with his wife's love in order to escape his employers whom he'd failed. But 'Jack' accidentally murdered Mercedes along with 'Wade' and went insane over that, while 'Wade' lived, trained to become a mercenary and eventually the abominable albino he is today.
All the evidence in relation to Deadpool's and T-Ray's real identities is listed here.
To me, neither version adds up. I've always thought that T-Ray is just bonkers, and he dragged Deadpool into this just so that he has someone to blame for what he's become, and because he's a sadisic motherfucker, too. He might've offed his poor wife himself for all we know, and contrived 'Jack' to distance himself from that crime. Any memories Deadpool shares with him and Mercedes could've easily been instilled, T-Ray is a powerful magician after all. That would add him to the long list of people who's tampered with Deadpool's mind.

@темы: marvel, deadpool


about deaddpool 2016 # 11

a monkey stole my juicebox
why is this so funny? it shouldn't be.

@темы: deadpool, marvel


about deadpool 1997 #31

a monkey stole my juicebox
life just won't give monty a break, will it? on the other hand, i'm glad that seeing him again made zoe realise that she's too good for these l,l&l jerks. she's so cool, she deserves much better than this. she packs a mean punch, she's energetic and hard working, and she has a lot of good in her, especially if she leaves her former employers' mindset behind along with the job. really, almost every time she shows up in the comic, we can see her internal conflict between aiming for a brilliant career in a company that thoroughly chews people and then spits them back out and being a decent human being.
as for monty, i must say he's one of my favorite supporting characters. he's small and fragile and utterly tragic, and he's still clinging to the remains of his hopes and dignity. he's very snobby (seriously, how can a guy who needs help hitting the head have such a long stick up his ass?) and has a sense of humor, which makes his unteractions with deadpool hilarious. i need more of this guy. i also need a college au fic where wade and monty are roommates, and wade's constantly being a jerk to him and pulling pranks on him, but is furiously protective of the guy if anyone else dares as much as look at him wrong. that's just how wade manages friendships, words 'friend' and 'punching bag' are interchangeable.
okay, while i'm rambling about ish 31 and supporting characters, i should also mention ilaney. she's one of my favprites, too, and the fact that she never reappears in further volumes makes me sad. there's a stark contrast between the way she is portrayed when she first appears as a gloomy recluse with a heavy weight on her conscience and the way she is throughout the comic book; she really needed the jolt deadpool gave her, shocking her into moving on with her life. she's just so eager and friendly, such an unlikely friend for someone like wade, and yet that's exactly what they are.

@темы: marvel, deadpool


about deadpol 1997 # 26

a monkey stole my juicebox
i have a kink for fugly mercs, that's confirmed now. so is that lapdance still an option?.. *whistles*

@темы: marvel, deadpool


about deadpol 1997 # 25

a monkey stole my juicebox
how can you not love this guy?

@темы: marvel, deadpool

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