Записи с темой: x-force (список заголовков)

about x-force'91 #91 again

a monkey stole my juicebox

terry got her throat sliced open by feral last ish and lost her voice, possibly forever, as a consequence. now she's dazed and confused, not sure where she belongs without her powers, she just wanders around san fran aimlessly, reminiscing her past and her history with the team. oh, and later in the ish we get to know her dad's perspective, too.
i have to say, feral is a huge asshole, and with the way she owns it and accepts it, i can't help liking her, even though one of my favorite x-force characters is suffering because of her so much. i mean, i'd clock her one if i met her personally, sure, but i'd like to see more of her as a character.

@темы: x-force, syrin, marvel


about x-force'91 #91

a monkey stole my juicebox
i cannot control my EXPOSITION POWERS

@темы: marvel, x-force


about x-force'91 #90

a monkey stole my juicebox
why is dani suddenly in charge? i thought domino was their second in command after syrin.

@темы: x-force, marvel


about cable & deadpool #15-18

a monkey stole my juicebox
these issues are truly a wild, fun ride. first, wade's brainwashed by black box into thinking that nate's the greatest threat to mankind, so he bodyslides to providence only to find that nate's sacrificed himself again (he does that every other tuesday, so nobody's really surprised, and nobody really believes he's dead for good anymore).
so a party of wade, terry and sam go on a journey across worlds to get nate back, with wade and his whole weird conjoined situation with cable as their beacon. there's a lot of wacky science and technobabble involved, they could've asked for doctor strange's help instead of forge's, and results would've been the same, i think. anyway, they bump into cable as apocalypse's fourth horseman, war, who killed millions (scary!), and into cable who turned the whole world into a nursery with him as a kindergartner (which is somehow even scarier), and into techno organic tentacle monster cable who swallowed all organic life on the planet (kinky!). the weirdest thing is, they are not wade's cable, but they are nonetheless part of him.
and, finally, they bump into an unbearably cute baby nate with mr. sinister as his caretaker. and when i say cute, i mean it. i fucking hate children, but even i wanted to hug that tiny thing close and take it somewhere nice and safe, which wade did.

@темы: cable, cable & deadpool, deadpool, marvel, x-force


about cable'93 #74

a monkey stole my juicebox

@темы: x-force, marvel, cable


about cable'93 #73

a monkey stole my juicebox
nate catches up with the kids. tab and sam giving him a hug seems like a tradition by now, awww. i gotta say tho, liefeld is shit at drawing facial expressions.

@темы: x-force, marvel, cable, boom boom


about x-force'91 #67

a monkey stole my juicebox
poor cal :c

@темы: x-force, marvel, cable


about x-force'91 #82

a monkey stole my juicebox
introducing cuddly domino! and i still don't get why'd they 'gone their separate ways' with cable.

@темы: marvel, domino, x-force, syrin, boom boom


about x-force'91 #40-4180

a monkey stole my juicebox
turns out, reignfire is an independent entity, and he now wants to steal everything bobby ever owned and/or loved. skids gets teleported hell knows where along with locus while trying to help contain the fucker, and this is her former teammates' reaction:

what the fuck is wrong with you, people? she offered you to stay at her place, she got dragged into this mess because of you, and the only one who actually gives a shit is jimmy, who never even knew her before all this?
why did x-force turn into a bunch of assholes all of a sudden? is this mind control? is this bad writing? and by the way, next ish they're taking a break in hawaii while skids is probably getting murdered, manipulated (again) or violated in some other unpleasant way.

@темы: x-force, syrin, marvel, boom boom


about x-force'91 #78

a monkey stole my juicebox
rusty and skids had it the roughest out of all new mutants, certainly. poor kids.

@темы: x-force, marvel, boom boom


about x-force'91 #76

a monkey stole my juicebox
now that's a team-up i'd love to see.

@темы: x-force, marvel, domino, deadpool


about x-force'91 #69

a monkey stole my juicebox
i just want to beat that gryaznova bitch's teeth in for harming dom.

@темы: marvel, domino, cable, x-force


about x-force'91 #62

a monkey stole my juicebox
stop. just stop.

@темы: domino, marvel, x-force


about x-force'91 #61

a monkey stole my juicebox
everyone is suddenly kawaii. more under the cut.

all in all, another useless issue. the whole intrigue about 'benjamin russell' and his connection to shatterstar just went to shit, we never learned anything. and what was the point of killing off 'star just to revive him some five pages later? that's so cheap. stop doing this to a character i'm warming up to, marvel.

@темы: x-force, syrin, marvel, cable, boom boom


about x-force'91 #56 again

a monkey stole my juicebox
okay, so maybe terry's not a jerk, she's just really, really clueless.

you've said it, girl.

THEY KISSED, THEREFORE IT'S CANON! okay, not really, but a girl can dream. sigh.

@темы: x-force, syrin, marvel, i will go down with this ship, deadpool


about x-force'91 #56

a monkey stole my juicebox
i dunno, the way terry's been treating him, she's either really clueless or just cruel. can you really be such a jerk to people you love?
as for shatty & rictor, now them i never would've pegged as a romantic pair. i mean, really, shatterstar? in love with someone? is he even capable of such emotion?

@темы: x-force, syrin, marvel


about x-force'91 #51

a monkey stole my juicebox
tab, you little shit, you don't lie about things like this.
as much as i like her, i'd kick her out of the team as soon as the truth was revealed, if not for accidentally releasing creed, then for lying about it.
however, nate still sides with her in front of bishop, even though he can see the evidence and can come with the same conclusion as the x-man. it's the principle of the thing.

@темы: x-force, marvel, cable, boom boom


about x-force'91 #49-50

a monkey stole my juicebox
okay, that was kind of silly. baddies tried turning x-force against cable by mind-controlling them; cable pulled the 'i've got my own comic book now, go fuck yourself' card, and reversed it all back. the whole episode was overdramatic and more or less useless if you ask me.
i'd rather see how'd tabitha conversation with her asshole i-beat-you-up-but-i-don't-hate-you dad go. or how'd jimmy and terry's 'not a date' go, or even see more of shatterstar's moping in julio's absence for that matter.
terry proves that she is more than capable of being a huge jerk.
the only good thing about issue 50 is nate's fine ass. let's all admire it for a moment.

wtf is wrong with shatty's face tho? 29th most sexy comic book guy my ass.

@темы: x-force, syrin, marvel, cable


about x-force'91 #48

a monkey stole my juicebox
i like it that tabitha's wearing pink bunny slippers over her uniform's boots (x). this girl makes no sense.
but she does have a point.

creed's actually going through changes after x-men & avengers: axis, i think. i'm not really familiar with the character, but doesn't everybody deserve a second chance, even people like feral and sabretooth?

@темы: marvel, boom boom, x-force


about x-force'91 #40-41

a monkey stole my juicebox
these two issues are another example of great writing and marvelous art this book provides.
the story is about mutant sisters lucia and maria callasantos, otherwise known as thornn (don't hold this against her, it was the nineties, okay?) and feral, their childhood friend, and now a cop, jose hidalgo, and the deaths of these sisters' whole family, which x-force helps investigate.
tabitha keeps valuable assets close!
nate believes that they have a certain responsibility in this case, seeing how feral used to be their teammate. to this day, i have no idea why he even let her join the team in the first place and didn't kick her furry ass out when she practically gutted sam during a training exercise, maybe just because their numbers were so small back then and every murderous little traitor counted.
anyway, turns out nate has a license to practice law in n. y. state. wow, how convenient. i bet if you get stuck in an elevator with this guy, he'll reveal that he can operate it using his techno-organics or something.

@темы: marvel, cable, boom boom, x-force

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