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Записи с темой: spider-man (список заголовков)
08:32 

a monkey stole my juicebox
I noticed... it got really big in fanart first? Like people slapping them together because 'oh they're hot'. But just. Peter's such an irritating character and half of the fics and art characterize him as some precious feminized version of himself to whom Deadpool can play the Big Bad Rapey Manly Man, and it just... bugs me so much. Not to mention the vast amount of dub!con, stalking, and underage the fandom is into - all of which I can appreciate under the right circumstances, but which make me seriously uncomfortable when they cast one of the characters I most identify with in the Marvel universe as a jailbait-chaser. x

this. this is exactly what irks me about spideypool fandom, even though i like the pairing itself and oftentimes enjoy it. and don't even get me started on russian fandom, where wade is reduced to a selectively deaf creep who doesn't take no for an answer and is perversely obsessed with peter's butt for some reason, while peter can't just kick him in the nuts and go back to his webslinging business, even though he's supposed to be superhumanly strong.
man, what's the point of writing fanfiction if the characters neither sound nor act like themselves? write your own story if you can't get them right, dammit.

@темы: spider-man, marvel, deadpool

21:12 

about spidey #213-216

a monkey stole my juicebox
peter's acting like a total douche towards debbie, getting her hopes up, going on dates with her, but still firmly keeping her in the friendzone. what a doormat of a girl. will she ever work up the guts to tell him to fuck off?
as for the main plot, some new villains appear, bogus science happens, yadda yadda. not really worth mentioning.

@темы: spider-man, marvel

11:38 

about deadpool '13 #10

a monkey stole my juicebox
ock is so rude and stuck-up, even wade became suspicious of him, although he barely knew the real spidey. it's so satisfying watching wade annoy the shit out of him.

@темы: deadpool, marvel, spider-man

16:49 

about deadpool '13 annual #2

a monkey stole my juicebox
whoa, what the hell happened to him? did spidey's mask corrode his face or something?

@темы: deadpool, marvel, spider-man

15:25 

about spectacular spidey #38

a monkey stole my juicebox
awww


@темы: spider-man, marvel

10:40 

about spectacular spidey #29

a monkey stole my juicebox
i'm starting to think that this carrion fella is that creep who cloned gwen stacy about fifty issues back, whatever his name was. if he is, i'm gonna buy myself a chocolate bar.

@темы: spider-man, marvel

08:24 

about spectacular spidey #27

a monkey stole my juicebox
poor peter had been blinded by the maggia leader last ish, but it only started sinking in that he might be blind and helpless for the rest of his life in this issue. good thing daredevil happened to be there and help him through his breakdown. yeah, daredevil of all people, what a coincidence, huh?
i cannot imagine how terrified spidey must feel right now. i'd give him a hug if i could.
oh, and also mj and betty are being surprisingly mature and decide that they would rather not fight over a guy and be friends instead. i just wish real, unimagined people could do that.

@темы: spider-man, marvel

16:41 

about spectacular spidey #19

a monkey stole my juicebox
holly and hector would like you to know that they, too, can do banter.

@темы: spider-man, marvel

15:49 

a monkey stole my juicebox
spidey's catchphrase should be 'face it, parker'.

@темы: spider-man, marvel

11:54 

about spectacular spidey #3 again

a monkey stole my juicebox
fucking jerks.

@темы: marvel, spider-man

11:41 

about spectacular spidey #3

a monkey stole my juicebox
turns out, it's common practice for pete's friends to come by his apartment while he's out or sleeping and play the part of an alarm clock, or just hang around drinking his tea and listening to his vinyls. how did he manage to not get outed as spider-man, i do not know.

@темы: spider-man, marvel

10:26 

about spectacular spidey #2

a monkey stole my juicebox
i just love this entire page. the look on glory's face! it's like she's being thrown into a lion's den, which is actually mostly true.

i remember my surprise when i was reading amazing spider-man and glory was there as jonah's secretary all of a sudden. now i know i should've been reading spectacular spidey along with his 'amazing' book, but what can you do? i've just started catching up with it yesterday when i learned that peter's teaching career is covered mostly in spectacular spider-man. pete as a teacher? this i gotta see!

@темы: spider-man, marvel

16:53 

about spidey #176

a monkey stole my juicebox
quod erat demonstrandum. 'j' is for 'jackass'.

@темы: marvel, spider-man

16:10 

about spidey #175

a monkey stole my juicebox
a terrorist group 'people liberation front' kidnaps j. j. j. for writing scathing editorials about them. jj tries negotiating first, but then he learns that the terrorists want to make an example of him and kill him anyway.

really, the more i read about this man, the more confusing my feelings about him get. how can you be so lame and so great at the same time?
he's also suddenly unsure whether he was right about spidey, фnd that's after all the shit he gave him over the years. well, that's new. usually he keeps calling peter names even while getting rescued heroically by the guy.

he's probably gonna be back to hating spidey's guts by the end of the issue though.

@темы: spider-man, marvel

23:21 

about spidey #171 and nova #12

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pete hit it off with rich pretty well. it only took them two punches to become best buddies. it really shows how much peter's matured since high school, just remember all the hassle he was giving the human torch back then instead of trying to talk it out and team up with him like a reasonable human being.
yeah, and speaking of talking it out, i'm immensely glad that peter and mj finally did exactly that a few issues back. although i still don't know how are they gonna work in the long run, even a self-confessed free spirit like ms. watson is bound to get fed up some day after getting dumped by her boyfriend for the bazillionth time for god knows what. he will have to tell her the truth sooner or later.

@темы: spider-man, nova, marvel

18:51 

about spidey #161

a monkey stole my juicebox
aw, kurt is such a sweet fella. be gentle with him, peter.

@темы: marvel, spider-man

14:19 

about spidey #155 again

a monkey stole my juicebox
so a criminal database gained consciousness, huh. who's next? my dictionary app? or my illegal copy of ms excel?
oh, and it also shoots lasers for some reason.

@темы: spider-man, marvel

13:48 

a monkey stole my juicebox
so i'm minding my own business, reading spidey #155, when suddenly a guy by the nickname of weasel appears! and his real name is none other than jack!
he lacks weas' trademark round glasses, wild hair and stubble and is a professional informer, not an arms & tech dealer, but still.
i bet wade's around there somewhere, too, haha.

@темы: spider-man, marvel, deadpool

11:48 

a monkey stole my juicebox
aaaand spidey #149-150 wins the 'most ridiculously bogus science i've come across in a year' award, along with the 'most sappy conclusion to an identity crisis' one.
haha, seriously? 'i'm the real spider-man and not a clone, because I have feelings for mj'? wtf.

@темы: spider-man, marvel

09:08 

about spidey #138

a monkey stole my juicebox
i'm so glad peter and flash finally became friends. peter really needs one right now, with gwen not being there for him anymore, harry becoming a murderous asshole and mj having conflicted feelings about his person.
sadly, i think gwen's death played a big role in this development. flash would have to be a complete jackass to just keep picking on peter after her passing, considering how hard she tried to help them reconcile.

@темы: marvel, spider-man

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