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четверг, 07 июня 2018
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guess who's trying to learn html for a new job
четверг, 31 мая 2018
a monkey stole my juicebox
more at eleven
вторник, 03 апреля 2018
a monkey stole my juicebox
netbeans sure isn't holding your hand the way intellij idea does. not sure why sometimes it auto-completes after me and sometimes it just doesn't. maybe i should mess around with the settings some more.
суббота, 02 декабря 2017
a monkey stole my juicebox
posted this on reddit, might as well post it here, too.
[Survey] Whats your favorite companion? (Lore and/or playstyle wise)
i have three favorites, actually: cass, veronica and raul (in no particular order). can't just pick one, all three have a special place in my heart.
cass won me over with her brutal honesty and her reasonable perspective on the situation in the mojave. she may be a patriot of the ncr, but she readily admits their flaws and shortcomings. she is wary of the legion, but again admits that people in her line of work are way better protected in legion's territory than that of the ncr. (unless they are of female persuasion, that is.) she doesn't shy away from discussing more personal topics, either. gotta respect her for all this.
cass is just fun to be around. doesn't hurt that she's so easy on the eyes, too! she also makes interesting comments on some of the locations you visit together, which adds to the experience.
i love veronica for being as friendly and cheerful as she is in direct contrast to the desolate wasteland she lives in. she's very insightful, too, and i can't help but agree with her perspective on the brotherhood. i admire her for going to such lengths to help people she cares about, even if they don't appreciate her efforts. i don't agree with bos' goals and practices, but there are genuinely good people among them (including veronica herself), and it's sad watching them slowly waste away like this.
love her cheeky sense of humor, too! did i also mention her being cute as a button? and lastly, it's fun watching her one-punch shit into oblivion. you better not mess with the kid in a potato sack!
where do i even start with raul. i initially fell for his snark; the moment he started giving me shit for taking my sweet time rescuing him upon first meeting him, as opposed to just, you know, saying thank you, i knew i want to take this guy along with me. oh, the sass of that man! calling you 'boss' while being as disrespectful and skeptical as possible? gets me every time. some of his comments had me wheezing with laughter, although sometimes it feels like he overdoes it just a bit. god forbid the courier figures out that raul tags along because he actually likes them, right? we can't have that sort of emotional attachment, oh no.
and then there's his personal quest, wherein you slowly gain his trust and friendship, and he in turn opens up to you about some of his old pain and insecurities. damn, this grandpa needs a hug and maybe a box of candy.
as for playstyle, i play on normal with a high charisma, so all three of them do well in battle.
[Survey] Whats your favorite companion? (Lore and/or playstyle wise)
i have three favorites, actually: cass, veronica and raul (in no particular order). can't just pick one, all three have a special place in my heart.
cass won me over with her brutal honesty and her reasonable perspective on the situation in the mojave. she may be a patriot of the ncr, but she readily admits their flaws and shortcomings. she is wary of the legion, but again admits that people in her line of work are way better protected in legion's territory than that of the ncr. (unless they are of female persuasion, that is.) she doesn't shy away from discussing more personal topics, either. gotta respect her for all this.
cass is just fun to be around. doesn't hurt that she's so easy on the eyes, too! she also makes interesting comments on some of the locations you visit together, which adds to the experience.
i love veronica for being as friendly and cheerful as she is in direct contrast to the desolate wasteland she lives in. she's very insightful, too, and i can't help but agree with her perspective on the brotherhood. i admire her for going to such lengths to help people she cares about, even if they don't appreciate her efforts. i don't agree with bos' goals and practices, but there are genuinely good people among them (including veronica herself), and it's sad watching them slowly waste away like this.
love her cheeky sense of humor, too! did i also mention her being cute as a button? and lastly, it's fun watching her one-punch shit into oblivion. you better not mess with the kid in a potato sack!
where do i even start with raul. i initially fell for his snark; the moment he started giving me shit for taking my sweet time rescuing him upon first meeting him, as opposed to just, you know, saying thank you, i knew i want to take this guy along with me. oh, the sass of that man! calling you 'boss' while being as disrespectful and skeptical as possible? gets me every time. some of his comments had me wheezing with laughter, although sometimes it feels like he overdoes it just a bit. god forbid the courier figures out that raul tags along because he actually likes them, right? we can't have that sort of emotional attachment, oh no.
and then there's his personal quest, wherein you slowly gain his trust and friendship, and he in turn opens up to you about some of his old pain and insecurities. damn, this grandpa needs a hug and maybe a box of candy.
as for playstyle, i play on normal with a high charisma, so all three of them do well in battle.
понедельник, 18 сентября 2017
a monkey stole my juicebox
(Jill) said bleakly, «This is your house, Doctor Harshaw, and we are in your debt. I will fetch Michael at once.» She stood up.
«Hold it, Jill.»
«Sir?»
«Sit down — and quit trying to be as nasty as I am; you don't have my years of practice. Now let's get something straight: you are not in my debt. Impossible — because I never do anything I don't want to. Nor does anyone, but in my case I know it. So please don't invent a debt that does not exist, or next you will be trying to feel gratitude — and that is the treacherous first step toward complete moral degradation. You grok that?»
Jill bit her lip, then grinned. «I'm not sure what “grok” means.»
«Nor I. I intend to go on taking lessons from Mike until I do. But I was speaking seriously. “Gratitude” is a euphemism for resentment. Resentment from most people I do not mind — but from pretty little girls it is distasteful.»
«Why, Jubal, I don't resent you — that's silly.»
«I hope you don't … but you will if you don't root out of your mind this delusion that you are indebted to me. The Japanese have five ways to say “thank you” — and every one translates as resentment, in various degrees. Would that English had the same built-in honesty! Instead, English can define sentiments that the human nervous system is incapable of experiencing. “Gratitude”, for example.»
«Jubal, you're a cynical old man. I do feel grateful to you and I shall go on feeling grateful.»
«And you are a sentimental young girl. That makes us a complementary pair. Let's go to Atlantic City for a weekend of illicit debauchery, just us two.»
«Why, Jubal!»
«You see how deep your gratitude goes?»
«Oh. I'm ready. When do we leave?»
«Hummph! We should have left forty years ago.»
вторник, 13 июня 2017
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четверг, 01 июня 2017
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holy hell, a new cable book was launched last month! lookin' good:
man, i have so much to catch up with.
man, i have so much to catch up with.
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пятница, 26 мая 2017
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четверг, 25 мая 2017
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How to Become a Love Interest by Celebrate_the_irony
re-reading this again, because this is one of the few fics out there that focus on wade and ellie’s relationship.
you know, when she was first introduced i was hoping wade’d have to raise her himself. maybe love for his kid and the responsibility would constitute the push he needed to get his life back on track?
of course, even back then i knew exactly how far fetched this idea is. nobody, including deadpool himself, would trust a man who can’t even take proper care of himself most days with a child. but a girl can dream, right?
re-reading this again, because this is one of the few fics out there that focus on wade and ellie’s relationship.
you know, when she was first introduced i was hoping wade’d have to raise her himself. maybe love for his kid and the responsibility would constitute the push he needed to get his life back on track?
of course, even back then i knew exactly how far fetched this idea is. nobody, including deadpool himself, would trust a man who can’t even take proper care of himself most days with a child. but a girl can dream, right?
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среда, 17 мая 2017
a monkey stole my juicebox
tfw you'd been reading homestuck since 2013, but you've only just now started studying data structures & algorithms.
пятница, 12 мая 2017
a monkey stole my juicebox
GG: you see, that is your problem
GG: okay, one of your many, many problems...
GG: you have no patience to do things the right way, youre always just looking for the shortcut!
GG: even if doing so has brought you nothing but trouble a hundred times before
GG: it is sort of funny that the only thing standing in your way is one of your other problems, your preposterous self loathing
GG: so you cant even trust your future self to help you cheat!
GG: its like you have so many problems, they cancel each other out
GG: okay, one of your many, many problems...
GG: you have no patience to do things the right way, youre always just looking for the shortcut!
GG: even if doing so has brought you nothing but trouble a hundred times before
GG: it is sort of funny that the only thing standing in your way is one of your other problems, your preposterous self loathing
GG: so you cant even trust your future self to help you cheat!
GG: its like you have so many problems, they cancel each other out
понедельник, 01 мая 2017
a monkey stole my juicebox
you know, i still tear up a little every time watching [s] descend when jade sacrifices herself to save john without a second thought.
a monkey stole my juicebox
TG: you can see everything that goes on right
TG: or like smell it or whatever
TG: how does that even work
TG: how do you use a computer and know whats going on it doesnt make sense
TG: my face doesnt make sense
GC: D4V3 YOUR *F4C3* DO3SNT M4K3 ......
GC: D4MM1T
TG: hahaha
TG: or like smell it or whatever
TG: how does that even work
TG: how do you use a computer and know whats going on it doesnt make sense
TG: my face doesnt make sense
GC: D4V3 YOUR *F4C3* DO3SNT M4K3 ......
GC: D4MM1T
TG: hahaha
воскресенье, 30 апреля 2017
a monkey stole my juicebox
EB: i am just acting out a scene from an awesome movie and having some fun, what's wrong with that?
CG: WHAT KIND OF CRAPPY EARTH MOVIE IS THIS.
CG: STUPID RABBIT ASSHOLE SCREWS THE POOCH?
EB: no, it's about these criminals on a runaway plane, and they've got to be stopped by nick cage and john cusack together as a team.
CG: OH.
CG: OK, THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD I GUESS.
EB: it is sweet, so sweet, you would probably like it.
CG: I'VE HEARD OF JOHN CUSACK I THINK.
CG: WASN'T HE IN SERENDIPITY?
CG: THAT WAS PRETTY GREAT FOR A HUMAN FLICK.
EB: hahaha, oh man, that sucked so bad!
CG: OK I DON'T SEE HOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BECOMING FRIENDS IF YOU RECOIL FROM MY OLIVE BRANCH LIKE I'M WIGGLING A GNARLED TREE MONSTER'S DICK IN YOUR DIRECTION.
CG: WHAT KIND OF CRAPPY EARTH MOVIE IS THIS.
CG: STUPID RABBIT ASSHOLE SCREWS THE POOCH?
EB: no, it's about these criminals on a runaway plane, and they've got to be stopped by nick cage and john cusack together as a team.
CG: OH.
CG: OK, THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD I GUESS.
EB: it is sweet, so sweet, you would probably like it.
CG: I'VE HEARD OF JOHN CUSACK I THINK.
CG: WASN'T HE IN SERENDIPITY?
CG: THAT WAS PRETTY GREAT FOR A HUMAN FLICK.
EB: hahaha, oh man, that sucked so bad!
CG: OK I DON'T SEE HOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BECOMING FRIENDS IF YOU RECOIL FROM MY OLIVE BRANCH LIKE I'M WIGGLING A GNARLED TREE MONSTER'S DICK IN YOUR DIRECTION.
a monkey stole my juicebox
TT: Why would someone wear sunglasses while using a computer?
AT: iIII DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A COMPUTER, bUT,
AT: yES, hAAAAAH,
AT: i THOUGHT THE SAME THING ABOUT HOW ASININE THAT IS,
AT: sO, yOU KNOW THAT GUY, uMMM,
TT: I know that anyone committed to such an affectation could only be striving to mask a severe insecurity complex, and likely harbors a crisis of self-image.
TT: I've been known to lend my charitable attention to such people, but only "bossed around" by them insofar as the psychiatric professional has cause to humor the demented for analytical purposes.
TT: Or maybe as a lab chimp commands the zookeeper's interest in its shit by forcing him to duck under its trajectory now and then.
AT: iIII DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A COMPUTER, bUT,
AT: yES, hAAAAAH,
AT: i THOUGHT THE SAME THING ABOUT HOW ASININE THAT IS,
AT: sO, yOU KNOW THAT GUY, uMMM,
TT: I know that anyone committed to such an affectation could only be striving to mask a severe insecurity complex, and likely harbors a crisis of self-image.
TT: I've been known to lend my charitable attention to such people, but only "bossed around" by them insofar as the psychiatric professional has cause to humor the demented for analytical purposes.
TT: Or maybe as a lab chimp commands the zookeeper's interest in its shit by forcing him to duck under its trajectory now and then.