a monkey stole my juicebox
nicieza took over the comic, and cable changed drastically as a character. he suddenly doesn't give half a shit about the team.
rictor runs off to genosha to save rahne who doesn't need saving, and nate is inclined to just let him. tabitha and sam are deeply offended by this and just might run off to save ric's stupid ass, too. roberto has just lost his father and comes by to inform nate that he will have to quit, maybe permanently. nate offers him his condolences and then literally says 'whatever' at the news.
his team, who he's been training and protecting for so long, is falling apart, and he doesn't care? he was willing to go against a whole country just to pluck four of them out of captivity, and now he just says 'whatever'? i'm expecting to see an explanation to this real soon, mr. nicieza.
everybody seems to have forgotten about saving rusty and skids, too. what's up with that? in the previous issue nate deemed them 'too difficult to liberate', although he promised his team that they will make their best effort to save them right before this whole genoshian mess started. the nate i know doesn't back out of his promises. i'm dubbing this guy 'the big jerk'. it's like he's a whole other person, really.
the only good thing about this issue is just how good nate looks in official attire. this is an improvement compared to his previously favorite 'a ridiculous pouch vest over a naked torso' look. i guess we can have either the nice guy nate or the tastefully dressed nate, they just can't be combined. not until cable & deadpool, anyway.


@темы: cable, marvel, the new mutants

a monkey stole my juicebox
i don't want to go into details of the 'x-tinction agenda' arc, things taking place on genosha are horrible.
however, there's a contradiction there in what happened when wipeout used his stupid powers on cable. if nate lost his telekinesis even temporarily, he'd lose control over the techno-organic virus in his body, too. he should be slowly dying in this issue, just like wolverine, but he's alive and kicking. nobody even knew he had telepathy and telekinesis back then, it was revealed later on among with his origin story.
i guess writers just embarrassed themselves right there, i'm not the only one who noticed this.

@темы: marvel, x-factor

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i've started reading the series from issue #87 solely for cable and i'm liking it so much i will most likely read it from the beginning, too, later.
the team accepted nate as their new leader and mentor surprisingly easy, considering how he's depicted as a 'mysterious' man, and nobody knows who he really is and where he came from. then again, i'm new to the series, maybe that's common for them?
so far nate has shown himself a great tactician and a considerate and caring person when it comes to his teammates. their one-on-one talk with rahne really warmed my heart.
and also i'm liking boom boom more and more with every issue, she's hilarious :'D

@темы: cable, marvel, the new mutants

a monkey stole my juicebox
pete hit it off with rich pretty well. it only took them two punches to become best buddies. it really shows how much peter's matured since high school, just remember all the hassle he was giving the human torch back then instead of trying to talk it out and team up with him like a reasonable human being.
yeah, and speaking of talking it out, i'm immensely glad that peter and mj finally did exactly that a few issues back. although i still don't know how are they gonna work in the long run, even a self-confessed free spirit like ms. watson is bound to get fed up some day after getting dumped by her boyfriend for the bazillionth time for god knows what. he will have to tell her the truth sooner or later.

@темы: nova, marvel, spider-man

01:38

a monkey stole my juicebox
yesterday, 10th of may, was the last day of overwatch's open beta, and i must say i had loads of fun with this game! i'm considering buying it, even though i'm still unemployed and my finances are limited. if i do, i might try to get into competitive play again, although playing on pubs with random people was quite entertaining, too.
my most played heroes so far are roadhog, lucio, soldier 76 and junkrat. floating around as mercy paired up with a pharah, too, has been fun.

@темы: overwatch

01:26

a monkey stole my juicebox


yeah, i'm giving a link to tumblr, sue me. actually, no, don't sue me, i'm broke right now.
i was among those people who felt scandalized about tony talking (forcing?) peter into participating in his own team's mess, too. and i didn't see the similarity of peter's and ntw's situations up until i stumbled upon this post. whoops.
i suppose the reason is that ntw acts like an aloof coolkid and has powers that can blow up a small town; you just don't see a child in her, you see a cocky young soldier instead. and then there's peter with his boyish voice, his stupid homework and his ever worrying auntie m, who seems way more fragile and vulnerable in comparison, which probably is not true. not to mention that ntw was participating in a fight against dozens of armed minions, unlike peter, who was fighting against people reluctant to hurt their former teammates. spoiler.

@темы: marvel, captain america: civil war

a monkey stole my juicebox
aw, kurt is such a sweet fella. be gentle with him, peter.

@темы: marvel, spider-man

a monkey stole my juicebox
so a criminal database gained consciousness, huh. who's next? my dictionary app? or my illegal copy of ms excel?
oh, and it also shoots lasers for some reason.

@темы: marvel, spider-man

13:48

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so i'm minding my own business, reading spidey #155, when suddenly a guy by the nickname of weasel appears! and his real name is none other than jack!
he lacks weas' trademark round glasses, wild hair and stubble and is a professional informer, not an arms & tech dealer, but still.
i bet wade's around there somewhere, too, haha.

@темы: deadpool, marvel, spider-man

11:48

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aaaand spidey #149-150 wins the 'most ridiculously bogus science i've come across in a year' award, along with the 'most sappy conclusion to an identity crisis' one.
haha, seriously? 'i'm the real spider-man and not a clone, because I have feelings for mj'? wtf.

@темы: marvel, spider-man

11:48

a monkey stole my juicebox
aaaand spidey #149-150 wins the 'most ridiculously bogus science i've come across in a year' award, along with the 'most sappy conclusion to an identity crisis' one.
haha, seriously? 'i'm the real spider-man, because I have feelings for mj'? wtf.

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i'm so glad peter and flash finally became friends. peter really needs one right now, with gwen not being there for him anymore, harry becoming a murderous asshole and mj having conflicted feelings about his person.
sadly, i think gwen's death played a big role in this development. flash would have to be a complete jackass to just keep picking on peter after her passing, considering how hard she tried to help them reconcile.

@темы: marvel, spider-man

20:38

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it's really embarrassing how much weaker i've gotten, can't climb up a flight of stairs without my heart starting to beat like crazy.

17:02

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one of my roommates can't shut up, and the others are further encouraging her. she's just droning on and on about her kids, her work and the food she cooks.
i probably shouldn't be as annoyed as i am about this.

23:14

a monkey stole my juicebox
kissed my appendix goodbye today. i was gonna ask the doctors whether i can keep it as a souvenir, but in the end i was too high to even remember about that intention.
painkillers aren't doing their magic on me for some reason. i'm pissing blood and i have a catheter up my cunt so that i don't have to get up to piss said blood. fun times.

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so the punisher is a shitty vigilante, he's obviously not used to doing any investigation at all and/or has an attention span of a kitten.
after their first encounter peter picks up punisher's gun that has a maker's plate on it, goes to investigate (yes, investigation, a word frank castle is not familiar with), finds the maker dead and is confronted by the punisher again about it. spidey proves to him that he didn't murder that poor mechanic dude, and frank fucks right off. hey, how about norman osborn? you know, the guy whose murder you were gonna punish spidey for in the first place? nope, never heard of him.
which brings me back to the reason why frank was after spidey. the police never found any solid proof of him being guilty, he's a suspect, not the proven culprit. so i guess frank just picked up an issue of 'daily bugle' and was like 'huh, this here newspaper says this spider-man character killed norman osborn. gotta go kill him now'.
i'm wondering how many innocent people he killed like that.

@темы: marvel, spider-man, the punisher

17:36

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haha, as soon as daniel way took over writing for 'agent x', alex mentions having voices in his head. i guess this is just way's way. i kill myself today, i swear.

@темы: marvel, agent x

13:51

i'm crying

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05.08.2015 в 12:31
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Spiderman vs Antman.



Я не знаю, почему я так ржу. И когда перестану.

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@темы: marvel, spider-man

a monkey stole my juicebox
'suicide kings' is one of my favourite deadpool comics for a number of reasons. this post is dedicated to listing some of these reasons, obviously.
i can't decide whether wade imagining his wedding with every attractive female he happens to meet is cute or pathetic. it's a mixture of both.


continue reading?

may i also add that 'suicuide kings' is one of my favourite representations of deadpool as a character: he actually has a good sense of humor and uses it as a shield, has moral standarts despite being a gun for hire and is insane, and not in a 'lolz i'm so random, CHIMICHANGA!' way. in conclusion, 10/10, must read.

@темы: deadpool, marvel, daredevil, spider-man

23:26

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i'll just throw in a random panel from 'suicide kings' before i'm finished with the big post.

@темы: deadpool, marvel, daredevil