i'm a dozen items short of making a spideypool bingo, but i just gotta vent.
- wade calls peter 'baby boy' (that got stale real fast)
- wade calls peter 'petey'. why doesn't anyone ever call wade 'wadey'?
- nate is the abusive ex-boyfriend
- wade is obsessed with peter's ass
- wade's boxes are obsessed with peter's ass, too
- peter's friends are nowhere to be seen
- peter blushes all the fucking time
- wade hits on peter all the fucking time
- peter's girlfriends are conveniently nonexistent
- wade is clingy and grabby
- peter's mind says 'no', but his dick says 'yes'
- peter is underage/barely legal
- peter is totes on board with wade killing people for a living
- aunt may's supportive of their relationship
- fucking superfamily everywhere

this will probably be updated.