a pack of tissues, hand lotion and a beer bottle. what a peculiar combination. was he trying to put his dick in that bottle or something? more under the cut.
having wade wilson as a roommate must be like bringing home an overly friendly junkyard puppy. and i know that this is deadpool's trademark annoying fake cheer, but i still find his enthusiasm adorable. there must be something deeply wrong with me.
putting the moves on may parker. oh, wade, you sly dog