a monkey stole my juicebox
A lot of people misuse the word "chivalry." I looked up the code of chivalry; there's only part in there about respecting women, the rest of it is medieval battle etiquette. So a week ago I didn't hold the door open for a lady and she was like, "I guess chivalry's dead." So I challenged her to physical combat. Turns out, I'm the better jouster. Chivalry is alive but that woman is dead.
Brett Druck
Brett Druck